tumblrbot Asked: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?well…dinosaurs make great pets and don’t explode(at least not very often) but if theres a dinosaur hospital…DINOSAURS!!!!!
i told my mom to not walk into my room without knocking
she did
…
…
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she saw me watching porn
Amigo the Banana Eating Piglet
okay then
Saffron the Tail-Chasing Wolf. …Okay?
Voldemort the not-so-shabby Elephant.
I’m a dark elephant wizard.
Caboose the Angry Sloth
(( Dim Sum the Beautiful Sloth
SEE. I TOLD YOU I’M A SLOTH. ))
[[Fantasia The Intelligent Llama. Fuck yeah.]]
{{Pandora the Laughing Rabbit..}}
Voldemort the Laughing Rhino..?
[[Flopsy the Not-So-Shabby Hippo. xDD I like that]]
Tofu the hairy banana slug
Pandora the Banana-Eating Komodo Dragon. <3 /
tango the laughing zebra
Nickels The Stingy Dingo
what
Flopsy The Stingy Rabbit.
Voldemort The Intelligent Piglet
Amigo The Banana Eating Elephant
PANDORA
THE EVIL-EYED
sloth.
DAMN IT.
Voldemort The evil-eyed Koala.
…
what.
saffron the stubborn piglet
Neo the Laughing Sloth. Fuck yah thats what i wanted!
Nickles/Saffron the intelligent komodo dragon
Flopsy the Banana-Eating Piglet. I hate bananas wtf NO.
Tango The Foxy Elephant
what
(Source: krokodile, via frankie--ier0)
thankfully woke up to a sunrise of no other, purple, pink, orange, red, like the sunset, beautiful, i got up and got ready for school. when i got there, my friend Andy walked up to me ”hey i heard you scream last night…what happened?”
”oh nothing”
”were you being raped then fucked again!”
”*chuckels* no! but maybe by you next time you whore!”
”im a guy!!!1”
”alright, MANwhore”
”well gotta get to class sexy lady, goodbye, fuck you later”
”oh you! im gonna get you”
”in bed”
”im gonna kick your ass later!”
he walked away, griffin wasn’t in school today, he almost never is, maybe something to do about being on the football and basketball and rugby teams. but well time to head off to class, Mrs. Wiggins is up first today-science. when i got there i immediately started texting griffin
-hey, where are you?-
he texted back thankfully, but i was still confused why he’s able to text when he’s NOT at school, and not sick or injured
-oh baby! so glad to hear from you!, im at home overslept, needed it!-
-oh good! i thought something bad had happened to you!-
-now we dont want that to happen do we?-
-no, no we dont! well talk to ya later! bye honey!-
-honey? are we married, well whatever its cute! bye sweetie!-
i turned off my phone, and looked up before the teacher, Mrs. Wiggins noticed ”ok class, who was the first astronomer?” easy as pie! sweet cherry pie! i raised my hand and she called on me ”Aristotle” good diamond! the rest of the day went good, except i found out i got an ”F” on a test in calculus, when i got home it was six pm, dark already, i had guitar club after school. i went to the cementary to only see griffin looking down at another grave, when he left i looked at it, it said
-griffin Foley R.I.P- WHAT THE HELL!!! i thought!
resident undead
